That's What She Said

The scene: Llandis following Westbrook into the bathroom. The general crowd at my parents yelled for her to leave Westbrook to his business...

LL with a whimpery bottom lip: "But. But. But, I like to see the bubbles."

The scene: Llandis had a face full of pollen related sludge coming out of her nose. Being the good mother that I am, I cleaned it off.

LL" Hey, I was eating that!"