I don't post much about Wade and myself because, frankly, we aren't all that cute. I took a trip to Nashville recently that was exciting and worth sharing.
The plan: Get up at 4:30 am, catch a flight to Washington to then get on a flight to Nashville, and meet up with a coworker for a 45 minute meeting with a new customer. Then, wait for 4-6 hours for my return flight to Charlotte via Washington. Be home around 1 am. Sounds pretty painful but simple, right? Not so much.
The reality: When I woke up at 4:30am I knew I was in trouble. The night before I had an unexplained headache. I get a lot of aches (old lady hip, crunchy knees, failing pacemakers) but rarely headaches. I knew is was an ear infection when I bent down to get my shoes. I searched our medicine cabinet for an OTC pain medication that would allow me to get through the day. The only meds I found were two c-sections and two pacemaker surgeries worth of heavy duty stuff and a bottle of Aleve that expired in 2007. Since I was meeting a coworker in Nashville
and my ticket cost a startling $750 for a middle coach seat, I had no choice but to keep moving. The morning flights were painful. Ear infections plus altitude changes equals intense piercing pain in your brain. It was hands down the worst pain I have ever felt up to that point. Keep in mind folks...I have had two kids.
The day progressed as expected. My hearing was foggy and I was a little dizzy from a combination of pain and sinus pressure. Did I mention the sinus pressure yet? It started on my flight to Washington but got brain melting mid-air to Nashville. At the meeting,
a very important meeting, I met the new buyer. She is an abrasive southern woman with a thick accent. Her accent was completely inaudible to my fluid filled ears. I heard a few things but only said a collective 10 words. Six of those words were um or uh. It was bad. Thankfully, my co-worker picked up my slack.
Back at the airport, my co-worker breezed through security while the TSA agent asked me to confirm my weight, height, hair color, eye color, used the flash light on my ID, and asked me to repeat my address- twice. My coworker caught his direct flight home while I settled in to a booth at Starbucks to get some work done. I had six hours before my flight was scheduled to leave. About four hours, four Power Point presentations and 27 spread sheets worth of data later, my vision was dismal and my hearing was shot. I asked an attendant which Washington flight and gate I should head towards. Of course it was on the opposite side of the airport. At the gate, I double checked I was in the right place and was told my gate moved.... back to the other side of the airport.
I waited along with everyone else headed to DC. The flight was supposed to take off at 7 pm but didn't start boarding until 8 pm. The attendant scanned my ticket, said something under her breath, and handed me my ticket. She nearly clotheslined me when I tried to proceed towards the plane. Since I couldn't hear her, I missed the important details of her comments. Wrong flight. Wrong time. Wrong concourse. Wrong airline.
Super.
And the airline had no more flights. Nor did my original airline.
Superduper.
I checked the flight board while praying to all available flight gods for a flight that would get me home. USAir had a flight scheduled for 8:20 direct to Charlotte. The gate? The exact opposite end of the airport. So I ran. In heels. In hose. In a dress. With a heavy work bag. And boy did I run....like a woman in heels wearing hose, Spanx, a wrap around dress carrying a heavy bag and off balance from a combined ear-sinus infection. I can not imagine what I looked like and I don't want to try. It is just too ugly.
During my run, I tried to determine how much I would pay for a ticket to get me home. Should I expense it? Should I pay? If the ticket is less than a hotel room, could I justify expensing the cost? If I paid out of pocket, could we afford an unexpected $300 expense?
I arrived at the USAir gate as folks were boarding. With tears in my eyes, I plead my case to the nice man behind the desk. He was so lovely to me. The flight was full, however, the 5 pm flight was still delayed with plenty of room. He wouldn't charge me for a ticket if Northwest would just transfer the ticket. He explained that all I needed to do was got the NWA desk and request a transfer. He gave me the codes I needed and sent me on my way.... the other side of the airport. The Nashville airport has three long concourses that meet in the middle. He instructed me to the third concourse which would at least be new scenery. He was also clear that I had only 45 minutes before the flight was scheduled to leave. So I ran. Again. And my bag handles broke. So I ran while holding my 25lb bag in front of my chest.
Only this time there was no one at the desk. They had closed for the day since there were no more flights in or out. My only option was to go outside security and hope someone was at the main desk. I confirmed with the security officer four times that I could get back in if the NWA lady was gone.
There was an NWA lady at the desk but she was sassy, grumpy, and busy taking out the trash. She was annoyed at my request. She was annoyed that I couldn't hear her and asked her to repeat everything. (Just talk louder lady!) Her computer wouldn't print so she had to go through the process twice. The longer I stood there, the more I knew that I wasn't going to get home. I was going to have to get a hotel room and tons of medicine. I wouldn't make it home in time to get to the doctor the next day.
Finally, she handed me my ticket while rolling her eyes so hard I am surprised she stayed upright.
More running.
The same security agent that let me out checked my id and pass. More flashlights and questions. Tick tock. Tick tock. I pulled out my computer, my phone, took off my shoes and coat. Since I have a pacemaker, it is advised that I skip the metal detector and get the pat down. So there I am half dressed waiting for a pat down when a police officer and the TSA manager come over. For inexperienced fliers, you should know that this isn't good.
Where did you get the boarding pass?
Who issued it?
Please state your full name.
Birthdate.
Address.
Why are you flying?
How often do you fly?
Are you flying alone?
Did you check a bag?
They made copies of my ID and my ticket.
"Mrs. Cox, we need to take a walk."
I start crying while trying not to cry. I sense a strip search in future. Instead, we walk back out of security to the NWA desk. The not-so-kind lady is too busy to help me. She is on the phone talking loudly about her DVR. So we wait. Me sniffling. Cop pacing. TSA lady asking me question after question about my ticket. Did you know that when you are found with a "suspicious boarding pass" that you will have a police escort the remainder of your visit at the airport? Yeah. You do.
Finally, little miss NWA finished her important call and assisted us in printing the appropriate papers so we could go to USAir to get a real boarding pass.
For the time sensitive, I should have missed my new flight by now but it was delayed even more.
So with my police escort, I waited while the TSA door man checked my ID... again. Flashlights and questions. I got the obligatory pat down. And then I ran. (The cop fast walked)
I got to gate and it was empty. The gate moved.... to the other side of the airport. The farthest possible gate from where I was standing.
Take a guess as to what me and my armed shadow did next. Run.
When we finally arrived at the right gate with the right ticket, I found 30 frustrated delayed people staring wide eyed at me- sweaty, blotchy and red faced with a cop in tow. The only thing people LOVE more than having their flight delayed is knowing a fellow passenger is being tailed by a police officer. Honestly, I didn't care about the stares and whispers. I was going home.
The direct flight home was even more painful than the morning flights. The guy nearby and the flight attendant asked me if I needed medical care when we landed. What I needed was my bed and my Wade.
I finally walked in the door at 11pm.
Wade asked me "How was your day?"
I realized that while my day turned into a complete debacle leaving me forever on the TSA list I was home earlier than expected. And I got in lots of cardio.
I responded "Eh, it's a toss up."
The next morning I surveyed the carnage: Ear infection. Sinus infection. Bronchitis. (Surprise!) Broken Bag. (Did I mention I had bought the bag the day before? It was less than 24 hours old when it broke)
There you have it. A day in the life of the traveling working mom show. Awesome, eh?